That's right, the N.A.M. will be providing fans from around the world his insight and analysis into the ongoing drama of The Hills tonight at approximately 10pm LC time. The N.A.M. is aware of how amazing the live blog was last week and wishes he could achieve LiveBlog nirvana with fellow Hills fans tonight as well. However, the N.A.M., like many others, is currently getting got by Bob Green. But don't worry, Bob Green's temporary getting will only force the N.A.M. to provide even more extensive coverage of topics such as Brody's current N.A.M. level, lip ring guy and Audrina, and Spencer's stupid face. Stay tuned.Also, did Whitney just outright refuse her Mystic Tan in this picture? Thoughts appreciated.
4 comments:
Wouldn't a true NAM have mastered the Tax Code by age 10 so that he could fine time for more important things such as The Hills while in law school?
Actually no, a true N.A.M. would be on a playground kicking ass and taking names at age 10. Only Jared from Kid Nation would have mastered the Tax Code by that age, and he's Bob Green's son.
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Perhaps you should avoid mocking Jared from Kid Nation. You may very well be referring to him as "Sir" in the near future. Any 10-year-old who knows about carbon dating processes will certainly be able to bypass whatever partner track your big NY law firm has in place, and will find himself in a corner office within 3-5 months of his first year.
I don't know where you read in that I was mocking Jared, sir. In fact, if I was a council member I would have seen to it that Jared won the gold star last week. He will need that 20k when he invents his time machine. So once he does that, I'll use his genius invention to go back in time, become the host of Kid Nation, and convince him not to become a lawyer. That corner office is mine son.
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