A child is born every three seconds. Most of these children are worthless and will never amount to anything. But before you get depressed, every several years, a child is born that is destined to be a N.A.M. This is one of those children:
Video: A 5-year-old N.A.M. in action
Print: A N.A.M. from Davy Crockett's Loins
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I am sure that everyone can be fully supportive of the young N.A.M.'s smart choice of flannel. But will the N.A.M. be concerned that his bear killing will cause PETA backlash?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC67UOicj0s
Also, where doe the N.A.M. stand on the second amendment?
In case you hadn't read the post, the N.A.M. is under House M.D.'s care and supervision right now. Please don't trouble him with your typical law school kid questions.
Dear Nam,
While I find your N.A.M site occasionally amusing (see live hills blog and christmas wish list) I do not qualify myself as a N.A.M or N.A.W. for that matter. Yet, I assume that it is safe to say the qualifactions needed in order to be considered for the titles of N.A.M. or N.A.W have been explicitly laid out on your website. Thus as I sit here in my red-and-black lumber jack buffalo check shirt that my mother (who needless to say does not qualify for N.A.W. status) bought from the J.Crew Outlet I feel educated enough to bring to your attention a major problem with the N.A.M. flannel/plaid qualifier.
For every Justin-Bobby Hipster in Brooklyn has adopted plaid shirts as their winter uniform, and the Prepster Bible, aka the J.Crew catalogue, is chock full o' flannel in a plethora of colors and textures. Lumberjacks to Jean Paul Gaultier have strutted runways and tree farms from Paris to Wisconsin in the block patterned print. Alas, those shirts that you seem to separate the N.A.M. from the boys are now all the rage; dare I say it- trendy.
How is one to know who is a real N.A.M. and who is an Urban Cowboy? The lines are blurred and so is the essence of the N.A.M. You may want to re-think your entire mission, if not your wardrobe.
Sincerely,
For today, a namesis.
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