Why N.A.M.'s Frolf
Some people like golf. I don't. I like frolf. Frolf combines two games that are mediocre on their own, but when combined create a delicious synergy. Occasionally, when I'm on a frolf course, and the sun is setting as the strong wind whips through the tall grass, I experience a feeling that I imagine is close to nirvana. Moreover, I am awfully good at frolf. I like to describe my frolf style as unorthodox, yet aesthetically appealing.
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I was recently asked if I have any pics from the frolf course.
No, no one ever takes pictures on the course.
I am an aspiring NAM, but I am new to the game of Frolf and am unsure of the etiquitte. I was wondering if, when one tosses an errant drive, how far into the woods said driver must go before an NAM would give up looking for it. Is into the trees enough to give up? What if it is just in the brush, or even some high grass, but there are no trees? Or does an NAM frolf with the maxim of never leave a man behind? Thanks for the help.
Danny Tanner, your insightful question is welcomed. In fact, the very question indicates that you have approached a higher level of New American Maleness. That said, the answer is simple. A New American Male does not lose his frolf driver. If, god forbid, he does lose it, he should walk down the fairway, give a glance in the direction that his driver disappeared, and if he does not see it, just keep on frolfing. Frolf demands a level of focus and dedication that cannot be interrupted by lesser distractions like a lost driver.
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