The Art of Mushing

Inevitably, when one is as glorious as a New American Male, altercations with others will ensue. These altercations may be a result of jealousy, fear, awe, or some combination thereof. Regardless, a N.A.M. does not stand for disrespect. Whenever a New American Male is met with an affront, he quickly and decisively responds with a mush.

What is a mush, you ask? A mush, my friends, is the application of the open hand to another's face. In one swift motion, after the face has been grabbed, the face is then pushed away from the N.A.M. Preferably, any confrontation ends with the assailant mushed down a flight of stairs. Or perhaps mushed out a window. Inevitably, a mushing will result in both physical pain and shame. In this sense, mushing can be considered akin to training a dog.